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Movie reviews

I used to do movie reviews in my free time. I have a page on Rotten Tomatoes which is unfortunately a little stale as of this writing (12/2005). I have a double handful of half-written reviews that I hope to finish sometime in the near future.

My rules for reviews (a growing list)

  1. A summary of the plot is not the same as a review
  2. Don't write the review so artsy-fartsy as to make in unreadable
  3. Have an informed opinion
  4. The Internet Movie Database is your friend
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Rugrats (1998) one of five

MoviesI guess there are two ways to look at Rugrats.
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Tarzan (1999) -- one of four

MoviesPolitical correctness gone wild
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Pokemon, the movie (1999) 2 of 5

MoviesBig build-up at the beginning to a big snore at the end.
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Lost in Space (1998) -- 3 of 5

MoviesHow could a movie who's advance information looks so good get such terrible reviews?
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Inspector Gadget (1999) -- one of four

MoviesSome movies I should just skip.
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Battlefield Earth (2000) -- there needs to be negative scores

MoviesIf a major religion decides to sink nearly an hundred million dollars into a movie version of a scifi novel, couldn't they at least have picked a decent author?
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The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) -- 9 0f 10

MoviesOne film to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
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Star Wars Episode II (2002) -- 3 of 5

MoviesI have to say that Attack of the Clones was better than I expected.
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The Scorpion King (2002) -- 1 of 5

MoviesOne star of five for Kelly Hu, zero stars otherwise.
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Scooby-Doo (2002) -- zero stars

MoviesWell. That was horrible.